CW50 is the place to watch movies this weekend. Check out this week’s lineup, plus read a haiku for each film written by on of our in-house poets.
Saturday 2 p.m. The Jungle Book 2 (TV-G, G, **) Mowgli returns to the jungle because he feels out of place despite the efforts of his new friend Shanti but fails to consider the danger of Shere Khan.READ MORE: Former MDHHS Director, Robert Gordon To Receive $155,000 Payout After Resignation
The Jungle Book Two
There is danger all around
Make wise choices please
Saturday 4 p.m. Picture This! (TV-PG, NR) A high school wallflower lands a date with the school’s most popular guy, but in order to go to the party, she must out-maneuver his ex-girlfriend.
I have a cute date
His ex doesn’t like me much
I win in the end
Sunday 2 a.m. Gangs of New York (TV-MA, R, ***) A young man who witnessed his father’s murder 16 years prior infiltrates a violent and powerful New York gang with plans to exact revenge for his dad’s death.
Help, my dad is dead
I will have my revenge now
Why am I so sad?
Sunday 1 p.m. Hitman (TV-14, R, **+) A genetically engineered assassin accepts an assignment to take out a Russian head of state, but he meets a strange Russian woman who changes his plans.
Russian people are crazy
Cool video game
Sunday 3 p.m. Arlington Road (TV-MA, R, ***) A college professor’s paranoia and fear of terrorist hate groups fuels his suspicions when his new all-American neighbors begin to act a bit unusual.
Terrorism is hard
There’s lots of planning involved
Sunday 8 p.m. Man on Fire (TV-14, R, ***) A former assassin is hired to protect the nine-year-old daughter of a wealthy businessman, and when she is kidnapped, he vows to kill all those responsible.
Don’t kidnap my kid
You’ll die a terrible death
Beware, you’ve been warned
Janus Ajax is one of CW50′s summer interns and one of our in-house poets. I’m a wandering spirit and I like Alpacas very much. Follow me on twitter @JanusAjax or find me on tumblr at JanusAjax.tumblr.com and remember that the world is a better place with you in it.